SO WHAT’S A COFFEE SHIRT?

Well, if you look down toward your chest area you’ll most likely see that you are wearing a regular ‘ol “Shirt” (aka a “T-Shirt”), unless of course you’re name is Matthew McConaughey. Granted if we had abs like him we’d also always find a reason to take our shirts off….

…alright, alright, alright…back to the point – Unlike regular boring T(ea)Shirts, Coffee-Shirts are “brewed” and made from the finest cotton in South-Africa.

FACT: All our Coffee-Shirts are also hugged by a super pretty girl before packaging to ensure our products are made with love.

WHERE’S THE COFFEE?

Actually, Mourning Coffee doesn’t sell any actual Coffee.

Don’t look at us like that. You buy from Apple and they don’t sell fruit.

Have you bean to our store?

Unlike other online stores you are welcome to touch products on your screen as much as you like. We have a welcoming “look and touch” policy.

PERFECT OCCASIONS TO WEAR A MOURNING COFFEE-SHIRT

Coffee Bean

FIRST DATEs

Coffee Bean

SWIMMING at the beach

Coffee Bean

FUNERALS

Mourning Coffee-Shirts are a great conversation starter for first dates, although you should probably not talk about it through the whole date, you might end up not learning anything about one another.

Mourning Coffee Shirts are also work well for fat people at the beach while swimming because our patented obscured cotton technology hides the fat so no-one will ever suspect you’re overweight.

You can also wear it to funerals to show others you’re in mourning…Ok maybe not funerals, but there’s a bunch of other places you can wear it to.

NEW COFFEE-SHIRTS EVERY WEEK

A dedicated 1 man team will be working on bringing you new coffee shirts to choose from every week. Unless he gets busy doing other things, but I’m sure he’ll find the time…you’ll know if he didn’t when you don’t see anything new…

So check out Mourning Coffee’s social media sites for his latest, greatest, limited edition, super cool and totally not lame coffee shirts.

NEW COFFEE-SHIRTS EVERY WEEK

A dedicated 1 man team will be working on bringing you new coffee shirts to choose from every week. Unless he gets busy doing other things, but I’m sure he’ll find the time…you’ll know if he didn’t when you don’t see anything new…

So check out Mourning Coffee’s social media sites for his latest, greatest, limited edition, super cool and totally not lame coffee shirts.

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Mini Mc cup Ornament

We 3D Printed a few of these Mini-Mourning Coffee Ornament Cups. They are super cute and just 5cm tallThere’s a very limited run and you can only order it with a Coffee Shirt.

Yeah it’s a “gimmick” to get more cash from your wallet, but at least you get to feel special that others don’t have it.

bother us…

Weekdays

We’re always workin’ 9 – 5 (what a way to make a livin’)

Contact

Mail

info@mourningcoffee.co.za

Whatsapp

082 69 747 96

Address

Pretoria, South Africa
(We don’t want surprise visitors…were introverts)